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arandilme нашла прелесть. Русские анекдоты в английской википедии :-D

Stirlitz wakes up to find out he has been arrested. «Who got me? How do I identify?» — he wonders. — «Let’s see. If those wear black uniform, Standartenf?hrer Stirlitz. If those wear green uniform, I’m Colonel Isayev». The door opens and a militiaman in a grey uniform comes in saying: «You really should be easier on the vodka, Comrade Tikhonov!»

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Rabinovich calls Pamyat headquarters: «Tell me, is it true that Jews sold Russia?»
«Yes, of course it is true!»
«Oh good! Could you please tell me where I should go to get my share?»